Death Dooms Divorce

After forty years as partners, Orion proposed a deathmarriage to his lover Amanda. She accepted eagerly, lying down and telling him to take her to orgasm one final time.

Afterwards, they readied themselves for their wedding, in which Amanda wore a dynamite corset - wired to explode when heart stopped - under her wedding gown, a sereme smile on her lips.

After taking their vows, Amanda and Orion felt the death-stings of the final gifts from each other - the deadly poison skull rings.

Pronounced married, they hugged tightly and kissed for the rest of their lives together: 30 seconds. As they died, Amanda's corset exploded, mixing Orion's guts and blood with hers for eternity!

In their thirty-five years together, there was nothing that Penelope liked more sexually than to suck Aiden's cock dry. For their marriage, she would shock the guests by engaging in her pastime for one final time - but this time publically.

Preparing for their wedding, Aiden took two sticks of dynamite and lubed them. Penelope bent over, spreading her ass cheeks wide, taking one deadly stick deep; she accepted the other stick as Aiden spread his cheeks for the same gift from his soon-to-be wife. Wires from the detonators monitored their heartbeats, ready to blast them at death.

They next dressed for their wedding: Penelope wore a bikini, while Aiden went with tight underpants.

The unsuspecting officiant and guests arrived, and they had a short ceremony where they slow-killed each other with the poison wedding rings.

Pronounced married, Penelope dropped to her knees as Aiden ripped his pants off so she could suck him for the rest of their lives, trying to bring her now-husband to orgasm before their 30-second death.

The dynamite exploded blowing their guts and - her head being closer to a stick of dynamite - Penelope's brains all over the guests!